Bards: We Lute, Loot & Scoot T-Shirt | Funny Fantasy RPG Tee

Play the song. Pocket the treasure. Leave before anyone asks questions.

The We Lute, Loot & Scoot tee captures the bardic approach to adventuring: music, mischief, treasure, and a strategically timed exit. Its vintage fantasy design is perfect for bard players, tabletop groups, game masters, and lovable party members who treat every dungeon like a stage. Wear it to game night, conventions, renaissance fairs, or your next completely innocent visit to the local tavern.

Product features

• Medium-weight fabric with 100% cotton solid colors for dependable everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with a ribbed crew neck and tear-away label
• Tubular construction without side seams for a clean drape
• Shoulder tape helps the shirt retain its shape
• Detailed direct-to-garment print designed to keep the vintage artwork crisp

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C/90°F
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Do not iron the printed design
• Do not dry clean

Product information: Gildan 5000. Made for adults. Made in Nicaragua. Two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland under Directive 1999/44/EC.