Do the Weird Thing Shirt – Emperor’s Children Humor Tee

Subtlety was considered. It didn’t match the outfit.

“Do the Weird Thing” is for the Emperor’s Children fan who knows a little excess is merely a starting point. Featuring extravagantly dressed warriors and a slogan that encourages their worst ideas, this tee celebrates taking things several steps too far—and looking fabulous doing it.

Wear it to game night, a convention, or a painting session where “one more detail” becomes three hours of gold trim. It’s a fitting gift for the tabletop player whose army needs a dramatic entrance and whose idea of restraint is leaving one accessory at home.

Comfortable medium-weight cotton and a classic crew neckline keep you ready for everyday adventures. How much spectacle you bring is entirely your decision.

Product details:

• Medium-weight cotton fabric: 180 g/m².

• Tubular knit construction with no side seams.

• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt hold its shape.

• Tear-away label for added comfort.

Care instructions:

Machine wash cold, up to 30°C / 90°F. Tumble dry on low heat. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Do not iron or dry clean.

Forge and Fable — Excess happens. Accessorize accordingly.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean