I Drink, I Slay Things Shirt – Space Wolf Humor & Tabletop Gaming Tee

For the warrior who measures victory in defeated enemies and emptied tankards.

Somewhere between the battle cry and the next round of ale, there’s a Space Wolf explaining that this absolutely counts as a tactical briefing. This tee brings that same energy to game night: big beard, raised tankard, and priorities the whole pack can understand.

Made for tabletop commanders with a fondness for wolfish warriors, questionable plans, and a proper post-battle toast. Wear it while rolling dice, painting your next pack, or explaining why charging straight at the problem was clearly the best strategy.

A fun gift for the sci-fi wargamer whose battle plans always leave room for a drink.

Product details:

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; fabric content varies by color.

• Medium-weight fabric: 180 g/m².

• Tubular knit construction with no side seams.

• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt hold its shape.

• Tear-away label for added comfort.

Care instructions:

Machine wash cold, up to 30°C / 90°F. Tumble dry on low heat. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Do not iron or dry clean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean