I Have a Plan (But It’s Not a Good One) | Funny RPG Party Tee

Every adventuring party has a planner. Unfortunately, competence was never part of the job description.

The I Have a Plan tee captures that familiar tabletop moment when one remarkably confident adventurer unveils a terrible idea—and the rest of the party realizes they’re probably going along with it. The vintage-style tavern scene features a colorful band of bewildered heroes gathered around a map, complete with dice, questionable tactics, and the warning: “But It’s Not a Good One.”

Made for tabletop RPG players, game masters, fantasy fans, and anyone whose greatest campaign stories began with an obviously terrible decision.

Wear it for game night, conventions, campaign weekends, or whenever you’re about to say, “Just hear me out.”

Product details

• Soft, breathable medium-weight fabric
• 100% cotton in solid colors
• Classic, relaxed unisex fit
• Seamless tubular construction for a clean silhouette
• Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders help retain shape
• Detailed printing keeps the vintage artwork crisp and colorful
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 90°F/30°C
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Do not dry-clean
• Do not iron

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean