We’ll Keep Our Secrets Hoodie | Dark Angels Grimdark Warhammer Inspired Parody Graphic Pullover
We’ll Keep Our Secrets Hoodie | Dark Angels Grimdark Warhammer Inspired Parody Graphic Pullover
We’ll Keep Our Secrets Hoodie | Dark Angels Parody Graphic Pullover
Nothing to see here. Just a perfectly ordinary brotherhood with absolutely nothing to explain. This “We’ll Keep Our Secrets” hoodie pairs Dark Angels mystery with a knowing wink, turning tight-lipped loyalty into a joke your tabletop group will appreciate. Some questions are better answered with a dramatic hood and a change of subject.
Made for Dark Angels fans, miniature painters, and lovers of grimdark humor, this pullover is ready for game nights, painting sessions, and suspiciously private meetings. The soft cotton-poly blend, double-lined hood, and roomy kangaroo pocket keep you warm while you keep your chapter’s business to yourself.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for softness, warmth, and durability
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric for a cozy, substantial feel
- Tubular knit body with no side seams
- Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord
- Roomy kangaroo pocket for warm hands and everyday essentials
- Made with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry on medium heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean